I know I need more fiber, but this is ridiculous!
We're pitching the Muscrat Foundation, and I'm really optimistic about this one!
Help send this kid to camp.
Alas, my little carbon-based friend, soon I will plant you on the Sarasota bayfront, where you will grow strong and free. Then, a developer will hire me to promote his boutique hotel. Unfortunately, you will have grown strong and free in what will become a turn lane off Tamiami Trail. And, as I created you, I will destroy you and bury you under six feet of asphalt. There will be a ceremony, not to worry. The developer and I, wearing hard hats and hot wool suits, will cut you down with golden shovels. We will retire to Louie's Modern for vodka tonics. You, my little carbon-based friend, will be dead.
Marketing genius Steve Smith can’t conceal that tell-tale look that follows, ahem, sampling the product being marketed. Nice color scheme, Steve. Wait, what exactly is that plant? … Steve? Steve?
"Marketing is a gift," says marketing mogul Stephen A. Smith of CCM Worldwide Enterprises in Sarasota. "If you spread around enough cow manure, so to speak, even a little plant like this could be your Christmas tree by next year. Dream big!"